YOU SAID:

I'm just chilling in the back, ya know, eating doritos

INTO JAPANESE

私はただ後ろで身も凍るようです、あなたは知っています、ドリトスを食べています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I just seem to freeze behind, you know, eating Doritos

INTO JAPANESE

ドリトスを食べて後ろで凍りつくようです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It seems to eat Doritos and freeze behind

INTO JAPANESE

ドリトスを食べて後ろで凍っているようです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It seems to eat Doritos and freeze behind