YOU SAID:
I'm legally obligated to tell ya, I ain't a real doctor.
INTO JAPANESE
私は法的にあなたに言う義務があります、私は本当の医者ではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm legally obliged to tell you, I'm not a real doctor.
INTO JAPANESE
私は法的にあなたに言う義務があります、私は本当の医者ではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm legally obliged to tell you, I'm not a real doctor.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.