YOU SAID:

I'm moister than an oyster

INTO JAPANESE

私は牡蠣以外湿っよ

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I wet except oysters

INTO JAPANESE

牡蠣を除いて私は濡れました

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I was wet with the exception of the oysters

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私は牡蠣を除いて濡れていました

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I was wet with the exception of the oysters