YOU SAID:

i’m never going to be in love with ron weasly, because he is a hairy bigfoot dude that eats all muggles in sight.

INTO JAPANESE

決してつもりロン weasly と恋になるので彼は視力のすべてのマグルを食べる毛むくじゃらビッグフット男。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Never going gonna fall in love with weasly he is a hairy bighead man who eats all the muggles of sight.

INTO JAPANESE

彼はまったく恋に落ちることはありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He never falls in love.

INTO JAPANESE

彼は決して恋に落ちない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He never falls in love.