YOU SAID:

"I'M NOT CRAZY! THERE REALLY IS A UNICORN IN THE KITCHEN!" said nobody ever

INTO JAPANESE

「私は頭がおかしくない! キッチンにユニコーンがいる!」誰も言わなかった

BACK INTO ENGLISH

"I'm not crazy! There's a unicorn in the kitchen!" Nobody said

INTO JAPANESE

「私は頭がおかしくない! キッチンにユニコーンがいる!」誰も言わなかった

BACK INTO ENGLISH

"I'm not crazy! There's a unicorn in the kitchen!" Nobody said