YOU SAID:

I'm so glad I never ever had a baby with you 'cause you can't love nothin' unless there's somethin' in it for you

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたのために赤ちゃんがいなかったことをとてもうれしく思います

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am so glad there was no baby for you

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたのために赤ちゃんがいなかったことがとてもうれしいです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am so happy that there was no baby for you

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたのために赤ちゃんがいなかったことをとても幸せです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am so happy that there was no baby for you