YOU SAID:

I'm so hungry I could eat a dog and a duck and duh I'm smart so I'll drink some milk and mice and rats

INTO JAPANESE

私は犬とアヒルを食べることができるのでとてもお腹が空いています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am very hungry because I can eat dogs and ducks

INTO JAPANESE

私は犬とアヒルを食べることができるので、私は非常に空腹です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am very hungry because I can eat dogs and ducks