YOU SAID:

I'm taking the dog, dumbass!

INTO JAPANESE

私は犬を連れています、ばかげています！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have a dog, ridiculous!

INTO JAPANESE

私は犬を飼っています、ばかげています！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have a dog, it's ridiculous!

INTO JAPANESE

私は犬を飼っています、それはばかげています！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have a dog, it's ridiculous!