YOU SAID:
I’m uncontrollably sobbing and shaking.
INTO JAPANESE
私は制御不能にすすり泣き、震えています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm sobbing and shaking uncontrollable.
INTO JAPANESE
私はすすり泣いて、制御不能に震えています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm sobbing and shaking uncontrollable.
That's deep, man.