YOU SAID:

I'm waking to farts'n'butts

INTO JAPANESE

私はオナラとバッツに目覚めています

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I'm waking up to farts and bats

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私はおならとコウモリに目覚めています

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I'm awake to farts and bats

INTO JAPANESE

私はオナラとコウモリに目覚めています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm awake to farts and bats