YOU SAID:

I made an egg sandwich using my phone and a thermonuclear weapon

INTO JAPANESE

もう小一時間だ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

One of the boys is using my phone, and he's been on it for half an hour!

INTO JAPANESE

もう小一時間だ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

One of the boys is using my phone, and he's been on it for half an hour!