YOU SAID:
i masterbait in ur moms bed
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたのお母さんのベッドでマスターベイトします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will masturbate in your mother's bed
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたのお母さんのベッドで自慰行為をします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I masturbate on your mom's bed
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたのお母さんのベッドで自慰行為をします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I masturbate on your mom's bed
That didn't even make that much sense in English.