YOU SAID:

"I mean, nobody wishes more than I do that it had all been quick and clean, and my head had come off properly, I mean, it would have saved me a great deal of pain and ridicule. However -" Nearly Headless Nick shook his letter open and read furiously: "'We can only accept huntsmen whose heads have parted company with their bodies. You will appreciate that it would be impossible otherwise for members to participate in hunt activities such as Horseback Head-Juggling and Head Polo. It is with the greatest regret, therefore, that I must inform you that you do not fulfill our requirements. With very best wishes, Sir Patrick Delaney-Podmore.'"

INTO JAPANESE

「つまり、誰も私がする以上にそれがすべて速くてきれいであり、私の頭がきちんと外れていたことを望んでいません。つまり、それは私に大きな痛みとrid笑を救ったでしょう。しかし-」彼の手紙は開かれ、猛烈に読まれました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

"In other words, nobody wants it to be all faster and cleaner than I do and my head was off properly. That would have saved me great pain and rid lol. But-"his letter was opened and read furiously.

INTO JAPANESE

「言い換えれば、私よりも速くてきれいにしたい人は誰もいませんし、頭がきちんと外れていました。そうすれば大きな痛みがなくなり、笑いを取り除くことができたでしょう。しかし、」

BACK INTO ENGLISH

"In other words, no one wanted to be faster and cleaner than me, and my head was out of tune, so I would have had no major pain and removed laughter."

INTO JAPANESE

「言い換えれば、誰も私よりも速くてきれいになりたくなかったし、私の頭は調子が合っていなかったので、大きな痛みはなく、笑いを消していたでしょう。」

BACK INTO ENGLISH

"In other words, no one wanted to be faster and cleaner than me, and my head was out of tune, so I wouldn't have had much pain and would have laughed."

INTO JAPANESE

「言い換えれば、誰も私より速くてきれいになりたくなかったし、私の頭は調子が合っていなかったので、痛みはあまりなく、笑っていただろう」

BACK INTO ENGLISH

"In other words, no one wanted to be faster and cleaner than me, and my head was out of tune, so it would have been less painful and laughing."

INTO JAPANESE

「言い換えれば、誰も私より速くてきれいになりたくなかったし、私の頭は調子が合っていなかったので、痛みも笑い声も少なかったでしょう。」

BACK INTO ENGLISH

"In other words, no one wanted to be faster and cleaner than me, and my head was out of tune, so there would have been less pain and laughter."

INTO JAPANESE

「言い換えれば、私より速くてきれいになりたい人は誰もいなかったし、私の頭は調子が合っていなかったので、痛みも笑い声も少なかったでしょう。」

BACK INTO ENGLISH

"In other words, no one wanted to be faster and cleaner than me, and my head was out of tune, so there would have been less pain and laughter."