YOU SAID:
I missed whenever you fell off of the counter on Christmas
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがクリスマスにカウンターから落ちたときはいつでも私は逃した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Whenever you fell from the counter at Christmas I missed you
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがクリスマスにカウンターから落ちた時はいつでも私はあなたを逃した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Whenever you fell from the counter at Christmas I missed you
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
