YOU SAID:

i murdered you're entire family i am not kidding call the police i am on the run

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたが家族全員だと殺しました冗談ではありません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I killed you are the whole family, not a joke

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたが冗談ではなく、家族全員である殺しました

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I killed you are not a joke but the whole family

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたを冗談ではなく家族全員で殺しました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I killed you with the whole family, not a joke

INTO JAPANESE

私は冗談ではなく、家族全員であなたを殺しました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I killed you with the whole family, not a joke