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YOU SAID:

i need a glass of wine right now

INTO JAPANESE

今すぐ一杯のワインが必要

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I need a glass of wine right now

INTO JAPANESE

今すぐ一杯のワインが必要です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I need a glass of wine right now

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