YOU SAID:
I need to pee right now or I will pee my pants.
INTO JAPANESE
私は今おしっこをする必要があるまたは私のズボンをおしっこが。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Should I now have to pee or pee my pants.
INTO JAPANESE
私が今おしっこや、私のズボンをおしっこにあるはず。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I now pants to pee, I pee there.
INTO JAPANESE
私は今おしっこをパンツ、そこにおしっこ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I now pee pants, there to pee.
INTO JAPANESE
私は今おしっこをパンツがおしっこ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I now pee pants to pee.
INTO JAPANESE
私は今おしっこパンツおしっこをします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My pee pee pants now.
INTO JAPANESE
私のおしっこおしっこは今パンツします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My pee pee pants now.
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