YOU SAID:

i never am a potato you are what aboyt me?

INTO JAPANESE

私はジャガイモは決してあなたが私をボイト何ですか?

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I never potato is what you boit me?

INTO JAPANESE

私はジャガイモが私をボイトするものは決してありませんか?

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'll never have anything for potatoes to voit me?

INTO JAPANESE

私はジャガイモが私をボイトするために何かを持っていませんか?

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I don't have anything for potatoes to voit me?

INTO JAPANESE

私はジャガイモが私をボイトするために何も持っていませんか?

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I don't have anything for potatoes to voit me?