YOU SAID:
I once made love to my hamster.
INTO JAPANESE
私はかつてハムスターと愛し合ったことがあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I once had a romantic relationship with a hamster.
INTO JAPANESE
私はかつてハムスターと恋愛関係にあったことがあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I once had a romantic relationship with a hamster.
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