YOU SAID:
I only lie when I tell the truth.
INTO JAPANESE
私は真実を話すときだけうそをつきます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I only lie when I speak the truth.
INTO JAPANESE
私は真実を話すときだけうそをつきます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I only lie when I speak the truth.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.