YOU SAID:
I pee on the tree and poo on the loo in the zoo while I puke on duke
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動物の中で私は木の葉でおしっこをしてくれる
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In an animal I will pee at the leaves of trees
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動物の中では、私は木の葉でおしっこします
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In an animal, I will piss on the leaves of trees
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動物の中で、私は木の葉に喘ぎます
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In an animal, I pant with leaves of trees
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動物では、私は木々の葉
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In animals, I leave trees
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動物では、私は木を残す
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In animals, I leave the trees
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動物では、私は木を残す
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In animals, I leave the trees
That didn't even make that much sense in English.