YOU SAID:
i pee-pee then i poo-poo
INTO JAPANESE
私はおしっこおやす
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am eating a piss
INTO JAPANESE
私はおなかを食べています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am eating stomach
INTO JAPANESE
私は胃を食べています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am eating a stomach
INTO JAPANESE
私は胃を食べている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have eaten the stomach
INTO JAPANESE
胃を食べています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Stomach is eating.
INTO JAPANESE
胃を食べています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Stomach is eating.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.