YOU SAID:

i peed and farded and shidded my pants

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私は自分のズボンをのぞき見して遠ざけて身をかがめた

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I peered away by looking at my pants and stooping down

INTO JAPANESE

私はズボンを見て腰を下ろして覗き見しました

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I peeped at the pants looking down and sitting down

INTO JAPANESE

見下ろして座っているズボンをのぞき見

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I looked down and peered into the sitting pants

INTO JAPANESE

私は見下ろして座っているズボンをのぞきました

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I looked down and looked at the pants sitting

INTO JAPANESE

私は見下ろして座っているズボンを見た

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I looked down and looked at the sitting pants

INTO JAPANESE

私は見下ろして座っているズボンを見ました

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I looked down at the pants sitting down

INTO JAPANESE

私は座ってズボンを見下ろした

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I sat down and looked down at the pants

INTO JAPANESE

私は座ってズボンを見下ろした

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I sat down and looked down at the pants