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YOU SAID:

i peed myself deliberately

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私は故意に自分をなでます

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I deliberately stroke myself

INTO JAPANESE

わざと自分を撫でる

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Stroking yourself on purpose

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わざとなでる

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Purposely stroking

INTO JAPANESE

わざとなでる

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Purposely stroking

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