YOU SAID:
I play the mystical clarinet
INTO JAPANESE
私は神秘的なクラリネットを再生します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I play the clarinet a mysterious.
INTO JAPANESE
私はクラリネットを神秘的な再生します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My mysterious clarinet and play.
INTO JAPANESE
私の神秘的なクラリネットとプレイ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My mysterious clarinet and play.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.