YOU SAID:
I pooped in my mouth and pooped on my sis and my dog ate it
INTO JAPANESE
私は口の中でうんちをし、妹をうんちしました、そして私の犬はそれを食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I pooped in my mouth, pooped my sister, and my dog ate it
INTO JAPANESE
私は口の中でうんちをし、妹をうんちしました、そして私の犬はそれを食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I pooped in my mouth, pooped my sister, and my dog ate it
That didn't even make that much sense in English.