YOU SAID:

I pooped my pants and I have no one to sit on

INTO JAPANESE

私はズボンをうんちしました、そして私は座る人がいません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I pooped my pants, and I have no one to sit on

INTO JAPANESE

私はズボンをうんちしました、そして私は座る人がいません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I pooped my pants, and I have no one to sit on