YOU SAID:
I pooped my pants in starbucks
INTO JAPANESE
スターバックスでズボンをうんち
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pants in Starbucks
INTO JAPANESE
スターバックスのパンツ
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Starbucks pants
INTO JAPANESE
スターバックスパンツ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Starbucks pants
That didn't even make that much sense in English.