YOU SAID:

I pooped my pants on the side of the road and my car went out of control and I died.

INTO JAPANESE

道路の脇にズボンをぶつけ、車が制御不能になり、死亡しました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Pants were hit by the side of the road, the car lost control and died.

INTO JAPANESE

ズボンは道路の脇に衝突し、車はコントロールを失い、死亡しました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Trousers collided beside the road, the car lost control and died.

INTO JAPANESE

ズボンが道路の横で衝突し、車はコントロールを失い、死亡しました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Trousers collided beside the road, the car lost control and died.