YOU SAID:

i pooped myself, it was crunchy

INTO JAPANESE

私はうんざりした、それはカリカリでした

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was fed up and it was crunchy

INTO JAPANESE

私はうんざりし、カリカリでした

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was sick and crunchy

INTO JAPANESE

私は病気でカリカリでした

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was sick and crunchy