YOU SAID:

I pooped on a llama in church because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.

INTO JAPANESE

とにかく私の家族は私がばかだと思うので、私は教会でラマに突っ込んだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Anyway my family thinks I am stupid, so I thrust into Rama in the church.

INTO JAPANESE

とにかく私の家族は私が馬鹿だと思うので、私は教会のラマに押し込まれます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Anyway my family thinks I am stupid, so I will be pushed into the church's llama.

INTO JAPANESE

とにかく私の家族は私がばかだと思うので、私は教会のラマに押し込まれます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Anyway my family thinks I am stupid, so I will be pushed into the church's llama.