YOU SAID:

i pooped on a sock and it turned into a man named GREGORY.

INTO JAPANESE

私は靴下をはいて、それがグレゴリーという男になった。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I put on my socks and it became a man named Gregory.

INTO JAPANESE

靴下を履くとグレゴリーという男になりました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When I put on socks, I became a man named Gregory.

INTO JAPANESE

靴下を履くとグレゴリーという男になりました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When I put on socks, I became a man named Gregory.