YOU SAID:
I pooped out my pants today
INTO JAPANESE
私は今日ズボンを出す
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will put out trousers today.
INTO JAPANESE
私は今日ズボンを出します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will put out my pants today.
INTO JAPANESE
今日私のズボンを出してでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today would be out of my pants.
INTO JAPANESE
今日は、私のズボンのでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today, I would be in my pants.
INTO JAPANESE
今日は私のズボンとなります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today I will be in my pants.
INTO JAPANESE
今日は私のズボンとなります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today I will be in my pants.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
