YOU SAID:

I pooped yesterday thinking and I’m on a date now

INTO JAPANESE

私は昨日考えてうんちをしました、そして私は今デートしています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I thought yesterday and pooped, and I'm dating now

INTO JAPANESE

昨日思ってうんちして今付き合ってる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I thought yesterday and pooped and I'm dating now

INTO JAPANESE

昨日思ってうんちして今付き合ってる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I thought yesterday and pooped and I'm dating now