YOU SAID:

I poopede on the wall and you pooped on my salt and you pooped on my wifes dress

INTO JAPANESE

私の壁に、あなた poopede 私の塩でへとへとになったし、私の wifes のドレスに疲れ果てて

BACK INTO ENGLISH

On my wall, your salt poopede I became exhausted and worn out my wifes dress,