YOU SAID:

I punch my beef as soon as I get home

INTO JAPANESE

私は家に帰るとすぐに私の牛をパンチする

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I go home and punch me the cattle now

INTO JAPANESE

私は家に帰るし、今私の牛をパンチ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

And then I go home and punch me the cattle now

INTO JAPANESE

私は家に帰るし、今私の牛をパンチ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

And then I go home and punch me the cattle now