YOU SAID:
I put the pizza on your chest and you eat it face down on the pizza and come to me with pizza sauce on your face.
INTO JAPANESE
私がピザをあなたの胸に置き、あなたはピザの上にうつ伏せになってそれを食べ、顔にピザソースをつけて私のところに来ます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I put the pizza on your chest and you eat it face down on the pizza and come to me with pizza sauce on your face.
INTO JAPANESE
私がピザをあなたの胸に置き、あなたはピザの上にうつ伏せになってそれを食べ、顔にピザソースをつけて私のところに来ます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I put the pizza on your chest and you eat it face down on the pizza and come to me with pizza sauce on your face.
Come on, you can do better than that.