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i put the poo on the pot and crapped it with some good old shake

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私は鍋の上にうんちを置き、いくつかの古き良きシェイクでそれをクラップ

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I put the poo on the pot and crap it with some good old shake

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私は鍋の上にうんちを置き、いくつかの古き良き揺れでそれをがらくた

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I put the poo on the pot and crap it with some good old shake