YOU SAID:

I really hate how my zebras keep eating all of my darn purple apple pie.

INTO JAPANESE

私はシマウマが私のくそったれの紫色のアップルパイをすべて食べ続けるのが本当に嫌いです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I really hate zebras to keep eating all my damn purple apple pies.

INTO JAPANESE

私は本当にシマウマが私のいまいましい紫色のアップルパイをすべて食べ続けるのが嫌いです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I really hate zebras to keep eating all my damn purple apple pies.