YOU SAID:
I really hate when donkeys eat my hat
INTO JAPANESE
ロバが私の帽子を食べるとき、私は本当に嫌い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I really hate when ass eats my hat
INTO JAPANESE
お尻が私の帽子を食べるとき、私は本当に嫌い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I really hate when ass eats my hat
That didn't even make that much sense in English.