YOU SAID:
I really need to pee but my computer is holding me hostage!
INTO JAPANESE
おしっこがしたいのに、パソコンが人質にされてる!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to pee, but my computer is being held hostage!
INTO JAPANESE
おしっこしたいのにパソコンが人質に取られてる!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to pee, but my computer is being held hostage!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.