YOU SAID:

I sachet to the loo took a dump put on my shoes jumped out the door and walls down the corridor

INTO JAPANESE

私の靴の上に置かダンプを取った私は廊下のドアと壁を飛び出した

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I put it on my shoes and took a dump I jumped out the door and wall in the hallway

INTO JAPANESE

私はそれを私の靴の上に置き、ダンプを取った私は廊下のドアと壁を飛び出した

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I put it on my shoes and took a dump I jumped out the door and wall of the hallway

INTO JAPANESE

私はそれを私の靴の上に置き、ダンプを取った私は廊下のドアと壁から飛び出した

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I put it on my shoes and took a dump I jumped out the door and wall of the hallway