YOU SAID:

I sat on him and...farted in his face.

INTO JAPANESE

私は彼の上に座って...彼の顔におならをした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I sat on him ... farted in his face.

INTO JAPANESE

私は彼の上に座った...彼の顔におならをした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I sat on him ... farted in his face.