YOU SAID:
I seriously do not understand a word you say.
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたが言う言葉を真剣に理解していません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I do not really understand the words you say.
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたが言う言葉を本当に理解していません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I do not really understand the words you say.
You should move to Japan!