YOU SAID:

I sharted and now my dog is eating it.

INTO JAPANESE

私は割れて、今私の犬はそれを食べています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I cracked and now my dog is eating it.

INTO JAPANESE

私はひびが入って、今私の犬はそれを食べています。

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I have cracked and now my dog is eating it.

INTO JAPANESE

私は割れました、そして今、私の犬はそれを食べています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I cracked and now my dog is eating it.

INTO JAPANESE

私はひびが入って、今私の犬はそれを食べています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have cracked and now my dog is eating it.

INTO JAPANESE

私は割れました、そして今、私の犬はそれを食べています。