YOU SAID:

I sharted through my bedsheets and killed 5 with the blast.

INTO JAPANESE

私はベッドシーツをすり抜けて、爆風で5人を殺しました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I slipped through the bed sheets and killed five people in the blast.

INTO JAPANESE

私はベッドシーツをすり抜けて、爆風で5人を殺しました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I slipped through the bed sheets and killed five people in the blast.