YOU SAID:

i shat my pants and died

INTO JAPANESE

私はズボンをシコシコして死んだ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I stroked my pants and died.

INTO JAPANESE

ズボンをしごいて死んだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He stroked his pants and died.

INTO JAPANESE

彼はズボンをしごいて死んだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He died stroking his pants.

INTO JAPANESE

彼はズボンをしごいて死んだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He died stroking his pants.