YOU SAID:

I shidded and farted and camed in my pants

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私は身をかがめておならをしてズボンに入った

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I bowed in my pants and got in my pants

INTO JAPANESE

私はズボンにお辞儀をして私のズボンに入った

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I bowed to my pants and got into my pants

INTO JAPANESE

私はズボンにお辞儀をしてズボンに入った

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I bowed to my pants and got into my pants