YOU SAID:

I shoved a gerbil up my keister.

INTO JAPANESE

私の尻ポケットにスナネズミを押し込んだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Shoved the Mongolian gerbil in my pocket.

INTO JAPANESE

スナネズミをポケットに押し込んだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Pocket shoved the Mongolian gerbil.

INTO JAPANESE

スナネズミをポケットに押し込んだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Pocket shoved the Mongolian gerbil.