YOU SAID:
i shoved my rock hard pencil into her wet cat
INTO JAPANESE
濡れた猫に岩の固い鉛筆を押し込んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I pushed a hard rock pencil into a wet cat
INTO JAPANESE
濡れた猫にハードロックペンシルを押し込んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I pushed a hard rock pencil into a wet cat
That didn't even make that much sense in English.